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Aston Martin Valhalla: The Million-Dollar Monster That Rewrites the Rules Seven years. It feels like a lifetime ago, doesn’t it? That’s how long it’s been since the 2019 Geneva Motor Show. Back then, Aston Martin unveiled the AM-RB 003. They’ve since renamed it to the Valhalla—the glorious afterlife realm where heroic dead warriors go to prepare for Ragnarok. It also conveniently starts with a ‘V,’ keeping Aston’s naming tradition intact. The original name was a nod to their sponsorship ties with the Red Bull Racing Formula 1 team, but times change. Aston and Red Bull parted ways after the 2020 season when Lawrence Stroll rebranded Racing Point to Aston Martin. More importantly, the automotive world was shifting, and so was Aston Martin. Internal roles shifted chaotically. The Valhalla’s hybrid powertrain—initially planned as a bespoke twin-turbo 3.0-liter V-6—was reimagined. It became a hybridized powertrain derived from the Mercedes-AMG GT Black Series. Aston bolted bigger turbos, a new intake manifold, stronger pistons, and different camshafts onto the V-8. The goal: nearly 100 more horsepower and 50 lb-ft of torque. It was the exclusive home of this engine, and the specs climbed higher and higher. When I sat in a mockup at Pebble Beach in August 2022, the projected power jumped from 937 hp and 738 lb-ft to a jaw-dropping 1,012 hp. None of it was final, Aston said. But already, I was pleading, “Please, I want to drive it, whenever it’s ready.” Worth the Wait … And Then Some Based on Aston Martin’s timeline, I expected another three and a half years to pass before I got my chance. Boy, was I wrong. The production version’s hardware blows those earlier expectations out of the water. The flat-plane-crank, dry-sump, twin-turbo 4.0-liter V-8 churns out a staggering 817 hp. Add 248 hp from two Aston-designed radial-flux permanent-magnet motors on the front axle and a third mounted to the new eight-speed dual-clutch gearbox—an Aston first—and you get a peak output of 1,064 hp and 811 lb-ft of torque.
The hybrid system also features a 560-cell battery pack, kept cool by immersing the cells in dielectric oil. Chief engineer Andrew Kay explains: “We’re able to push energy into the battery and cycle it out very quickly. This is very good for track use, in particular.” Unlike the original Valhalla concept and its Valkyrie big brother, the production model is a plug-in hybrid, capable of driving up to 8.7 miles in EV-only mode, with a top speed of 80 mph. … But Something Else Happened Along the Way Now, for the car enthusiasts among us—the nerds—the use of the term “supercar” might be a bit jarring. The company itself calls the Valhalla its first mid-engine supercar. But isn’t it a hypercar? Yes, except for the Valkyrie’s existence. Aston Martin’s marketing is painted into a corner; to avoid claiming “first ever” achievements, they use “super” instead of “hyper.” But let’s be honest. The Valkyrie is hardly a street car. Its $3+ million price tag and 285-unit production run make the Valhalla’s $1.1 million MSRP and 999-unit inventory seem almost pedestrian by comparison. That’s an absurd statement in the real world, of course, but it highlights something significant in the realm of modern high-performance automobiles—both in terms of price and capability. Millennials, Zoomers, and Gen Alpha have likely grown accustomed to seeing new million-dollar cars flood their social media feeds weekly. Each one churns out once-unheard-of power figures, acceleration times, and specs that feel endless. But for those of us a bit older, we recall the shockwave of something like the 627-hp McLaren F1 back in 1993. Or the Bugatti Veyron just 20 years ago—the first million-dollar, 1,000-hp hypercar. Nowadays? Since I sat in the Valhalla prototype, we’ve driven the Porsche 911 GT3 RS, which has half the horsepower and less exotic tech but offers so much racing-derived aerodynamics and hardware that it requires a pro-level driver to maximize. Is it a daily driver? That’s debatable. Stepping up, in price, construction, and tech, we’ve recently sampled the Ferrari F80, 849 Testarossa, Czinger 21C VMax, and even the “run-of-the-mill but dizzyingly fast” Porsche 911 Turbo S. Hell, you can buy a hybrid Corvette ZR1X with 1,250 hp—something nobody predicted when the Valhalla was just a spark in Aston Martin’s and Adrian Newey’s eyes. Just Drive It Teddy Roosevelt might have said, “Comparison is the thief of joy,” but it’s never been more relevant for supercars and hypercars. It’s also fitting here because the odds of orchestrating a head-to-head comparison with the cars listed above are zero, thanks mostly to Maranello’s longtime aversion to loaning us cars for tests. (Thanks, Ferrari.)
Regardless, given how high the dynamic limits are, it’s far more satisfying to drive something like the Valhalla on its own merits and appreciate the experience it provides. Don’t get me wrong—the experience matters in a car like this. For too long, it wasn’t enough to be pleasant on the road but perform like a collapsing heap on the track, or be mesmerizing on the track but deliver a chiropractor’s bill on the road. We already knew Aston Martin was a winner on all fronts after Angus MacKenzie sampled a “prototype” that was pretty much finished, save for some transmission calibration, a few months back. On the Road Unlike Angus, who only drove it on Silverstone’s Stowe Circuit, Aston gave us a 50-minute road loop this time. You might expect a compromised daily driver given the Le Mans Hypercar appearance and low stance, but that’s not the case. Except for the utter lack of luggage space—some small door cubbies, but no frunk because the space is eaten up by three high-temp radiators, electric motors, and a racing-style, pushrod-actuated inboard suspension layout. Aston executed this solution partly due to the F1-style seating position; you sit so low that a conventional suspension would have raised the bodywork too high to maintain clear sightlines. There’s no backrest angle adjustment, so you adapt to the position. The seats are bolted so low into the carbon-fiber monocoque tub that there’s no motor to slide you forward or back. Instead, you pull a leather strap between your legs and push to and fro to adjust. You get used to the driving position quickly—it really isn’t that extreme. Within two miles, you realize the Bilstein DTX active damper system and suspension setup (a five-link rear) make for a comfortable experience. The Spanish roads weren’t perfect, but neither were they a total washboard. The suspension’s Sport and Sport+ settings have a narrow gap—a welcome, usable trait we’ve praised in other new Astons like the Vantage. Race mode introduces a harsher ride you’d tire of quickly, but you can handle it, especially on a well-maintained, fast, sweeping road when it’s playtime. The square steering wheel feels nice, but the molded crease on the back—designed for a better grip—might not suit everyone. The steering feel itself is intuitive, maintaining a lovely weight that’s neither too light nor heavy across drive modes. When I found a long, wide-open stretch of country road, I pulled over, stood on the brake and throttle, and launched the Valhalla as hard as it would go. After an initial slight, slidy wiggle from the rear as the tires hooked up, it was pure acceleration. Aston claims 0–62 mph in 2.5 seconds, so figure on a 0–60 of 2.4, maybe 2.3. The speed isn’t more shocking than in other similar cars, but the flat torque curve means 90% of the peak 811 lb-ft is available from 2,500 to 6,700 rpm. It just never lets up. If there’s a disappointment for supercar/hypercar aficionados, it’s the lack of high revs; the redline is set at 7,000 rpm. And the sound… it’s a mix of electric motors, turbos, induction, and exhaust. It’s loudish without being over-the-top, which is satisfying when you open the floodgates, but no one will ever list this on their “best-sounding engines of all time” list—there’s just a lot going on, and not always for the better. Valhalla on the Track
There’s even more to unpack on the track—this time Spain’s Circuito de Navarra, a 2.7-mile medium

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